The House and Helke Show: Battle in the Dream Realm

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Disclaimer: See the L-Hat for the Disclaimer. Note From Author: Dreams are the gateway to imagination. But they're also the gateway to nightmares. And even in your dreams, the battle of good and evil still goes on.

<h5><center>The House and Helke Show: Battle in the Dream Realm By Lamont Stewart</center></h5> Peviously on Lamont's Adventures... Magical-El-Play had created a powerful hat to free a dark evil from another planet. However a change turn of events caused the hat to fall in the hands of a five-year-old. When he placed the hat on his head, he was transported to castle of Count Funela, but the hat had a strange reaction to the kid's body. It eventually causes the destruction of the Count. The next thing the kid knew he was back at his school. Talk about a strange first day of school. (Theme Song Goes Here)

Friday, October 31, 1986 I was swinging on one of the swings. I was now in the first grade and was six years old. I saw my friend David talking to another one of his friends. I walked over there and said, "So did you get a good haul last night?" Davis said, "Ya! I love trick or treating. So who's your friend?" I asked. David said, "This is my friend from preschool, Jacob McLaughlin. "Hey," Jacob said. "Hey," I said. David said, "Hey I'm having a sleepover at my house. Do you two want to come?" "Sure," I said. "I'd love too." Jacob said, "It sound's like fun." David said, "Excellent, I'll see you both tonight." David and Jacob both walked off, and I thought, "Nice kid, but a little weird." Then I skipped off towards the swings. <center>~*~</center> I got of the bus, and skipped down the street to my house, humming a tune to a song I had heard today in music class. I opened the door and ran over to where my mom was watching T.V. "Can I sleep at David's house tonight?" I asked. Mom yawned and replied, "Sure, I guess so." I happily said, "Great." "Do you need a ride?" She asked. "I guess I do," I said. She asked, "Where does he live?" "Well he...," I said. I stopped to think. "You know that's a good question." "You don't know where he lives?" She asked. "Don't worry I can find out," I said. I ran out of the house, thinking, "Now what? I've got to find out where David lives. Wait a minute, Jacob. I think I've seen him around this plat. Maybe I can find him. He does ride my bus." I hopped on my bike and went down my street. I was only allowed to go around my block so I rode around, but didn't see anything. So I rode around the block of across the street. Technically my street was on it so it was still my block even though my house wasn't on it. Hey what did I know about logic, I was only six. I rode around the other block, which so some reason seemed much bigger. I was almost at the end of it, when there I saw him coming out of the house. "Hey Jacob," I shouted. He looked around and saw me, and said, "Hey, um what's your name again?" "Lamont," I said. He said, "Oh that's right." I shook my head and said, "I'll get right to the point. Do you know where David lives or at least his number so I can call and ask?" He ran inside and came back with a slip of paper. "Here is his number." "Thanks," I said. "I guess I'll see you there." Jacob said, "I guess you will." Then he went back inside. I shook my head and said, "I still think that kid is a little weird." <center>~*~</center> I walked into David's house. It seemed much bigger compared to mine. We had a lot of fun until about 10:00 PM. It was then David's mom came in and said, "It's getting late." "Ok mom," David said. David and Jacob were both seven, I was still six. Which meant I had to go to sleep fifteen minutes before the other two. I got ready and got in my sleeping bag. I stared at the ceiling, but I couldn't seem to fall asleep. I reached into my bag and pulled up my stuffed animal I always slept with at the time. I stayed like that for about ten minutes when I heard Jacob and David coming. I quickly hid my stuffed animal and said, "Hey." David said, "You still up." I said, "Of course what am I, a five year old?" "Point taken," said David. Jacob flipped the lights off and we all closed our eyes. <center>~*~</center> The lights were brilliant as I performed a triple axle on the ice. The announcer said, "And now the youngest ice skater in the world, Lamont Stewart." I took my bow, and some lady gave me my gold medal. I said, "Thank you, and now I'll..." Just then the ice cracked, and I was left floating on one ice patch. All of a sudden a knife streamed by me, making contact with my right knee, drawing blood. I screamed out in pain. <center>~*~</center> David was climbing his tree in his back yard, and he had almost reached the top. When all of a sudden out of nowhere fighter airplanes came and attacked the top of the tree. David had no choice but to jump out of the tree. When he hit the ground, he twisted his ankle. <center>~*~</center> Jacob was cooking some doughnuts in the fryer, when the fryer grew arms and legs. Its arms reached inside the grease and threw it at Jacob. He held his arm up to block the grease, but burned his arm in the process. <center>~*~</center> All three of us woke up at the same time. David said, "That was a weird dream." He reached down to massage his ankle when he noticed that it was indeed sprained. Jacob looked at his arm, and noticed that there was a small burn on his right arm. Getting nervous, I looked down at my sleeping bag. There was a small red stain on it. I slowly pulled out my leg to discover that my nee was indeed bleeding. "What just happened?" asked Jacob. All of us got the proper equipment to cure our three problems. David said, "O.K. lets review. We dreamed something and it happened to us in real life." I said, "Lets go back to sleep, and see if we can find out who's behind it." Jacob said, "But how do we have the same dream?" I replied, "Maybe if we hold hand, we can dream the same thing." I grabbed David's hand on my right, and Jacob's on my left, and we all fell back to sleep. <center>~*~</center> We were all in a white void. When all of a sudden a male figure, appeared before us. I immediately recognized him. He was the guy from the dream I had the first day of school. Count Daniel Funela. "Oh great," I said. "I'm dreaming of you again." Daniel said, "Actually it's for the first time." "What do you mean?" I asked. He said, "The first time was real." He took the mask off his face and I saw that his left eye was slightly lower then his right. "The acid bath you gave me, turned me into this." I said, "But if you are dead, how can you be here?" He smiled and said, "You have no idea about the extent of my powers, but you soon will." He took a deep breath. "Electrical Lightning!" A lightning bolt of electricity hit me square in the chest, and I slammed against the wall. Then two creatures grabbed Jacob and David. I said, "What do you want?" He said, "Revenge. You killed me, and now I'm going to kill you in your dreams." I shed a small tear, but then I just thought of something. "In my dreams. That's it." "What's it?" Daniel asked. Just then the L-hat appeared in my hand, and I placed it on my head. The hat glowed with a bright light. The wound I had just gotten, had healed it's self, and I automatically stood up. Daniel said, "That light is so bright. What are you doing to me?" The two creatures both let go of Jacob and David, and grabbed Daniel. A bow and arrow appeared in my hand and aimed it at Daniel. "Let's see if this dying in dreams works both ways." I let the arrow go, and before it hit him, Daniel vanished, as did the two creatures. Then the three of us woke up. <center>~*~</center> "Wow that was intense," David said. "Being your friend is fun," Jacob said. I said, "Ya, but I hope all of our fun together isn't this much fun." I reached up and took the hat off my head. "But I have a feeling that it just might." <center>~*~</center> Meanwhile Magical stood in David's front yard. She said, "Your nightmares will be like fantasy's compared to the reality of your futures." <center>~*~</center> What fate awaits Lamont, David, and Jacob? Find out in the next chapter, The Cave, Tier Upper, and Maniac.oE¾